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This just in to the far reaching, vast GMS news network (GMSNN)…
…Barack Obama was out jogging this morning along the D.C. parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the yutz whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disneyland, Barak said, “No problem, I’ll take you there on Air Force one. Nancy Pelosi uses it like a charter airline, that’s the least I can do for one of the kid’s that saved America’s only and last hope for necessary change.”
The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes (obviously a D.C. “get-o” Yut). Barack said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!’
The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!” — Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, “But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”
The kid said, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your Marxist, mulatto ass from drowning.”





















